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Tigerclaw: AHH A FISHY IS CHASING ME!!!!

Redtail: THUNDERCLAM RETREAT!!!!

Mousefur: BUT MY BOOTY HURTS!!

Redtail: *spanks Mousefur`s booty*

Mousefur: Much better.

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Spottedleaf: Poo herbs, pee herbs...

Bluestar: I LUV POO HERBS!!! *eats them all and farts*

Everyone: BLUE FARTED!!! *Eats her fart*

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Rusty: Mousey!

Mousey: ROAR!!!

Rusty: AHHH!

Graypaw: CAT!!! YUMMMY CAT!!!

Rusty: AHHH

Bluestar: *appears* Rust Rust you are joining Thunderclam!!!

Rusty: Ok *farts*

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Longtail: CHALLENGE ME!!!

Rusty: Ok *farts*

Longtail: *dies*

Bluestar: YAY RUST RUST WON!!!

Spottedleaf: NAME HIM FIREPAW NOT FIREBUTT!!!

Bluestar: From now on you will be known as... BUTTACE!!!!

Spottedleaf: FIREPAW!!!

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Tigerclaw: NUU!! REDY IS DEADY!!!

Redtail: HI!!!

Tigerclaw: AHHH!!!

Firepaw: Do we sit by him?

Graypaw: Only if you wanna annoy Bluestar.

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Bluestar: GET BACK TO YOUR NESTS!!!!

Graypaw: Yes mam

Redtail: *comes to their nest* HI!!!

Graypaw: HAI!!!!

Bluestar: WHAT IN THE NAME OF STARPOO!?

Starpoo cats: HEY!!

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Firepaw: Tour?

Graypaw: Sure!

Firepaw: *looks at the Highrock* What`s this?

Graypaw: It`s the Highbutt, Bluestar addresses the Clan from there.

Firepaw: *touches the Highbutt, figures out its made of poo*

Graypaw: Oh, and its made out of poo...

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Graypaw: This is the kits poop.

Firepaw: Their so cute and poopy....

Graypaw: Ya

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Smallear: Sure, you can have a mouse! Just as long as One Butt agrees.

One Butt: They can have a mouse.

Firepaw: *eats the whole mouse* AGGGGHH

Graypaw: FIREPAW!!!

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Smallear: *Smells trouble* AHHHH!!! TROUBLE!

Ravenpaw: *runs through bushes* REDBOOTY IS DEAD!

Everyone: HUH!?

Tigerclaw: *brings Redbooty`s dead body back*

Ravenpaw: It was hard to see if they were burping. And... *faints*

Spottedleaf: NU!!! I HAVE TO TREAT RAVENPAW!!!

Bluestar: You signed up to be a medic, it`s your job!

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Bluestar: Firepaw, from this moment on, you will be known as.... FIREFART!!!!

Spottedleaf: IT`S FIRHEART THE ERINS TOLD ME TO DO IT!!!

Bluestar: Who are the erins?

Spottedleaf: Idk

Firefart: JUST GIMME THE RIGHT NAME

Bluestar: Ok, Fireheart.

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Fireheart: AHH SHADOWCLAN BOOTY!!!!

Yellowfang: I AM NOT A BOOTY!!!

Fireheart: *uses magic powers on Yellowfang`s leg*

Yellowfang: OW OW OW MEDICINE KIT HELP ME!!!

Fireheart: *drags Yellowfang to camp*

Bluestar: HOW DARE U TRESSPASS!?

Yellowfang: Sorry... *Hides and farts*

Everyone: YELLOW FARTED! *Eats her fart*

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Yellowfang: I DEAMAND FOOD!!

Fireheart: *gives her a butt to eat*

Yellowfang: nom nom nom

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Yellowfang: Go and get me some moss! Now!

Fireheart: Ok! Ok! *scratches Yellowfang*

Yellowfang: *cries*

A FEW MINUTES LATER...

Random Queen: FIREHEART BLUESTAR NEEDS YOU!!!

Fireheart: BUT I`M GETTING MOSS FOR YELLOWBUTT!

Yellowbutt: HEY!

Random Queen: I`ll do that for you! *Throws Fireheart to Bluestar*

Fireheart: AHHHH!!!!

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Bluestar: FIREFART!!! WERE UNDER ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Firefart: Hey! It`s Fireheart!

RiverClan cat: *cries* I wanna go home! :(

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