Spotteh: oh hi! I am so glad you made it! This is my survival guide!
Patch: yep! welcome to Spotteh's survival guide! I'll be your---
Spotteh: *slaps Patch* No way. Go sit down, you. I will be your host and... I will teach you how to survive a hurricane or tornado!
(Oh and btw, this can actually help you in a real emergency! but here, I will mix reality with comedy and cats)
REST COMING SOON!!!