Grosspool reluctantly put Emmetstar on her back. Emmetstar eyes were crossed and his pretty tounge was out. "We will never respect Emmetstar!" Yowled Grosspool. "But... We need a new leader."
"I can." Mewed a gray cat, who was coming up.
The Clan partied for the whole night.
DUN DUN DUN!
Continued In: The New Dumbness Age (Spoof Series)