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Made by Patchfeather
And i don't know who did the song.
My lady gives birth today
Poppyfrost has kits!
I run to the room right away
Berrynose ran to the Nursery
She smiles with glee, and hand her to me
Poppyfrost smiled at Berrynose and gave him his daughter
I look at my newborn and say...
Berrynose stared at Cherrykit, mouth hanging open
"DAMN THAT'S AN UGLY BABY"
"Damn that's an ugly ass baby!"
I'm feeling quite concerned
Berrynose stared at the kit fearfully
'Cause damn that's an ugly baby
What was that thing?
This is just what I feared...
Berrynose shook his head, he feared this would happen
Her head is misshapen and weird...
Her head was fluffy.... too fluffy...
She's skinny like a twig
She was far too skinny for her head size, Poppyfrost said that her head was just fluffier then her body but Berrynose didn't take that as an answer
But her hair color doesn't match her beard
Her fur color didn't match... She was supposed to be cream not ginger, she was supposed to look like him
"Damn that's an ugly baby!"
"GOD DAMN! That's an ugly ass baby!"
I give the doc' a smakin'
Berrynose smacked Jayfeather in the face
Say,"Can't you stuff her back in!?"
Couldn't Jayfeather do something about this mess?
Cause damn that's an ugly bay-beeh
Berrynose looked shocked at the kit
And when she smiles I find....
Berrynose watched in horror as Cherrykit smiled at him
Shane McGowan comes to mind....
An awful actor came to his mind at the sight....
It makes me want to cry... When I look into her good eye...
Berrynose fell on the ground crying at the sight of her only good eye, dumb Poppyfrost said that kits sometimes opened one eye before the other, But Berrynose didn't believe it... No he did not one bit...
I always wanted kids, Is it wrong to hope for sids?
*Cats yowl at him from outside*
"Fuck you! it's my fuckin' baby!"
Berrynose screamed to the cats, flipping them off
Then the doctor calls me in
Jayfeather called Berrynose to his den
"Mr. Lyntch, she has... a twin"
Jayfeather meowed handing him a son....
"DAMN! THAT'S A GOOD LOOKIN' BABY!"
Berrynose screamed looking at his son, Molekit, he had cream spots, Like him! he was PERFECT!
"One for two on the good lookin' baby!"
I almost start to weep...
Berrynose cried tears of joy while going back to the Nursery with his perfect son
"Now this one we can keep"
Berrynose told Poppyfrost
"'Cause that ones an ugly ass baby"
Berrynose pointed screaming at Cherrykit
"Damn what an ugly baby!"
Mousewhisker screamed while coming into the den
"DAMN THAT'S AN UGLY BABY!"
Berrynose and Mousewhisker screamed
Yeah she's just got one good tooth, one ear, one eye
Cherrykit only had one tooth! one opened ear! one opened eye! awful!
Thank god just one nose, but it's on her left thigh
Berrynose shook his head at the nose that was on her thigh, Poppyfrost said it was just the way her fur looked, but he didn't believe her
The thought of changing her diaper each day, Or powdering her ass with that tail in the way!
Berrynose shook his head, he couldn't clean this! that tail was in the way! that gross... ugly tail...
I think I could get a good price on eBay
Berrynose went on eBay and posted Cherrykit for a dim
"I don't want no ugly baby"
Berrynose yowled as Poppyfrost yowled at him for posting his daughter on eBay
"I said damn that's an ugly baby..."
Berrynose told Poppyfrost in, unable to believe she wanted to keep it
Damn.... that's an ugly baby....
He thought after selling Cherrykit for a moldy piece of bread.